Friday, July 20, 2007

Taglines we'll NOT be using

  1. We put the Fun in Fundamentalism
  2. New and improved. Now terrorist free!
  3. Come prepared to boo the bad guy
  4. Come laugh at The Jew
  5. We put the Mental in Fundamentalism
  6. At least 1/5 of us do not think you are doomed to burn in hell (actually we may use that one after all)
  7. The Hindu guy is really funny, you know, like Apu on The Simpsons
  8. Don't worry, the atheist isn't very funny
  9. We put the guacamole in Fundamentalism
  10. We wanted to do the show free, but the Jew insisted we charge, sorry.
  11. Hey, if the Christian is up late doing comedy, he's less likely to be at your door at 7am! :)
  12. Don't worry, we won't let the Muslim do any 9-11 jokes

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