Look at our crew. If you are a Jew, a Hindu, a Muslim or a Christian you should be haunted at the thought of the comedian that represents your religious persuasion standing up on that stage entertaining a bunch of heathens. You should come out so that they can hear at least one person laughing who they know will still be there laughing in heaven (or in the next life.)
In fact, I'm pretty sure it'd be a sin for you NOT to come to our show.
Tee hee, this is what happens when they let the atheist run the blog. See ya all at the show. GLEE!