Yep, this is what a Christian looks like in it's pupae state.
Not sure if he was actually a Christian yet when this was taken. If the camera had aimed a bit lower we could check for signs of a second belly button.
You may think the gold cross gives it away. Oh foolish you. A gold cross was as important as a good mullet and a mini-truck to the totally boss of the eighties. C'mon now.
Note: The "What Bitch?!" was added by John himself and you have only him to blame. But please, do the Christian thing and forgive him (or stone him to death, whatever.)