Wednesday, July 9, 2008

How many Charles Schwab fund managers...

... does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to drop the bulb and smash it to bits, and four to pretend they didn't witness anything.

Am I right, people? Anyone? Hello?


Tissa said...

Schwab Yield Plus fund is dropping faster than.... than....


George Bush's approval ratings?

Paris Hilton's panties at Mardi Gras?

Anything else? Hello? Is this thing on?

Hmph, maybe I should stick to treadmill jokes.

KLJ said...

How many Charles Schwab fund managers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They keep insisting the light will come back on if given enough time.

The don't screw in light bulbs, they screw you (and not in the light bulb either if ya know what I mean.)

Tissa said...

That's what I'm talking about.

Tissa said...

Talk to Chuck? More like Talk to Chucky.

Hey Keith, the "none" joke tested well with my book club.

KLJ said...

Rad. Glad someone liked the none joke.
I've since used it with "Republicans" in place of Charles Schwab fund managers and its working well.