A Muslim, a Christian, a Hindu, a Buddhist, an Atheist and a Jew walk into a bar. . .
Schwab Yield Plus fund is dropping faster than.... than....hmph.George Bush's approval ratings?Paris Hilton's panties at Mardi Gras?Anything else? Hello? Is this thing on?Hmph, maybe I should stick to treadmill jokes.
How many Charles Schwab fund managers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?None. They keep insisting the light will come back on if given enough time.The don't screw in light bulbs, they screw you (and not in the light bulb either if ya know what I mean.)
That's what I'm talking about.
Talk to Chuck? More like Talk to Chucky.Hey Keith, the "none" joke tested well with my book club.
Rad. Glad someone liked the none joke. I've since used it with "Republicans" in place of Charles Schwab fund managers and its working well.
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