Posted by Tapan
--If you grow up in Hawaii, raised by your grandparents, you're"exotic, different."
Grow up in Alaska eating mooseburgers, a quintessentialAmerican story.
-- If your name is Barack you're a radical, unpatriotic Muslim.
Name your kids Willow, Trig and Track, you're a maverick.
--Graduate from Harvard Law School and you are unstable.
Attend 5 different small colleges before graduating, you're well grounded.
--If you spend 3 years as a brilliant community organizer, become the firstblack President of the Harvard Law Review, create a voter registrationdrive that registers 150,000 new voters, spend 12 years as a ConstitutionalLaw professor, spend 8 years as a State Senator representing a district withover 750,000 people, become chairman of the state Senate's Health andHuman Services committee, spend almost 4 years in the United States Senaterepresenting a state of 13 million people while sponsoring 131 bills andserving on the Foreign Affairs, Environment and Public Works and Veteran's Affairscommittees, you don't have any real leadership experience.
If your total resume is: local weather girl, 4 years on the city counciland 6 years as the mayor of a town with less than 7,000 people, 20 months asthe governor of a state with only 650,000 people, then you're qualified to become the country's second highest ranking executive.
--If you have been married to the same woman for 19 years while raising 2beautiful daughters, all within protestant churches, you're not a realChristian.
If you cheated on your first wife with a rich heiress, and left yourdisfigured wife and married the heiress the next month, you're a Christian.
--If you teach responsible, age appropriate sex education, including theproper use of birth control, you are eroding the fiber of society.
If, while governor, you staunchly advocate abstinence only, with no otheroption in sex education in your state's school system while your unwed teendaughter ends up pregnant, you're very responsible.
--If your wife is a Harvard graduate lawyer who gave up a position in aprestigious law firm to work for the betterment of her inner city community,then gave that up to raise a family, your family's values don'trepresentAmerica's.-
If your husband is nicknamed "First Dude", with at least oneDWI conviction and no college education, who didn't register to vote until age25 and once was a member of a group that advocated the secession of Alaska from the USA, your family is extremely admirable.